Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

you know whats funny the letter Q

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

elen degeneres is straight....

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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