to get to the other side.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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