What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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i'm funny

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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