- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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