A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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giddy goat

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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A Jewish, Italian, and Russian man are stranded on an island. Eventually the Russian man dies from heatstroke, leaving the other two to decide whether or not to feast on his remains. The Italian eventually goes mad and tries to murder the Jewish man who is forced to defend himself and kill his remaining friend. Shortly after, the Jewish man is eventually rescued by a passing German vessel after suffering severe dehydration and malnourishment and hanging on only by his faith in God. As they are leading him to safety, the Jewish man eventually summons the strength to tell his saviors about the horrible things he has done and all he has gone through, not knowing if he'll ever be able to forgive himself. His German rescuers take one awkward look at him, and don't know what to say to help him, leading afterwards to several years of PTSD therapy and rehabilitation.

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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