If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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