- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

this is not a joke

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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