- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

wanna hear a joke? no.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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