How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

So, same time tomorrow then?

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

brock has small hands for a small job

What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

what did the shark do when he died.....

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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