Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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No.

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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Hi

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Pain Olympics.

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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