A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it. "I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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Yeah right loser!

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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