- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

Dani barton from bob chuckles

roses are black violets are black im blind

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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