- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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Penal Dysfunction

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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