A ginger was with his friends

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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