- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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