What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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