YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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