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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

raping black women

U mad?

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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