Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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