- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

Are you Drew?

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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