There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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