- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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