Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

why does column have a letter n?

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

A baby seal walks into a club

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

what is sticky and brown?a stick

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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