One time I masturbated by myself

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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irish wristwatch JLR

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

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