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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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