- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

So. The gays. ...

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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