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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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