What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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I can't see my forehead

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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knock knock piss off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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