Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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meme

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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