What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

I hate blackniggers

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

whats white and gooy liguid goop

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Whats the difference between a frog?

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

im not as random as you think I- Potato

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Yeah right loser!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

hit the thumbs down button

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

i saw your mom, i said hi

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

thumb_up thumb_down -12

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

thumb_up thumb_down -12

try slamming a revolving door

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops