Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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George Bush.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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