Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

What isn't funny? The holacost.

Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

Your Mom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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