Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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2 Penises

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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Hello Braydon

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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Dogs

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Prostitution is bad.......

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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