Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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whats 2+2? 4

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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