"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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