- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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