What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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