What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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Anti Joke

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