why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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Your Mom.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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what do you watch ? a tv

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Jesus was a good guy

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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