A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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