A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

Flop dog

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

What's up brah brah

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

I have Alzheimer. What?

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

rishi is gay (coventry england)

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

miley cyrus

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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