What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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Okay, one second.

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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A guy trips a blind man.

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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Yes!

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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Anti Joke

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