- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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