How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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