A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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cancer

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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You're welcome!

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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