- Anti Joke

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

Dogs in my home.

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

knock knock who's there no one

Rachel not blowing Robert.

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Knock, knock. answers door

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

Dogs in my home.

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

knock knock who's there no one

Rachel not blowing Robert.

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Knock, knock. *answers door*

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

Dogs in my home.

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock, knock. answers door

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz