What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE!

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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Welcome to die!

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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whats a dick a dick

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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yfygcugyuyc

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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