Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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Penisland

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No.

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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uas;ugbasrG "khVESGF;OQWAEFH;OASEHFO;SAEFUASUusa;uefSOEHFSOEHDF;oasehf;oasehf;uoashvo;uasfo'H EF;owefhoaw;sefoasjefpiwaejf MINTY FRESGH

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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Penis

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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