Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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Why did the book disappear?

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

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Canada AYY

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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