A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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meme

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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I hate blackniggers

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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