- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

I saw a shovel once.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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