Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Guess What! HI!

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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