- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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