What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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Justin Bieber

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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cancer

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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