Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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