- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

Why? Whats wrong?

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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