what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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That's what she didn't say

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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Anti Joke

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