Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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