Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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