Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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shut up iggy

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your mum

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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