- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

why was 6 afraid of 7?

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

Knock knock Who's there Police

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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