Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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What's 9+10? 19

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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My life :(

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