Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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