getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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George Bush.

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This is a joke setup.

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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