Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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Penal Dysfunction

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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Michael Castillo is gay

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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nipple

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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