- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Hearpin my durp

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

I had my period 3 days ago.

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