Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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