rebecca is a hard worker

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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I'm taken

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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Maturity is a virtue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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