It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

ass in my face ? no

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

thumb_up thumb_down -8

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

thumb_up thumb_down -10

the WNBA

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

thumb_up thumb_down -10

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Deadly cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops