a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Give me thumbs up!

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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